They all tried to get soaked, and those that managed did indeed look 10 years younger.
He was absolutely drenched by the water, and his work mates remarked that he looked about 10 years younger since the water had covered him. He eventually managed to remove the pick ax from the rock, and as he did so he was engulfed in a deluge of water. One day whilst he was at the coal face he swung his pick ax and the point went deep into a rock. He followed this daily routine faithfully for years on end, down the mine in the morning and up at the end of his shift. He would go to work early in the morning, go down the mine to the coal face and do his eight hour stint, then come back to the surface to get ready to come home. Many years ago a friend of mine called Joe worked in the coal mines. You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up. At what point can we just start using 2020 as profanity? As in: “That’s a load of 2020.” or “What in the 2020.” or “abso-2020-lutely.”Ģ3. How many of us have looked around our family reunion and thought “Well aren’t we just two clowns short of a circus?”Ģ2. I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do it’s because I missed my exit.Ģ1. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.Ģ0.
#Stick em up see you in the funnies tv#
Don’t be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.ġ9. One day you’re loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you’re crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don’t even like.ġ8. "Coronacoaster" noun: the ups and downs of a pandemic. I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.ġ7. If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.ġ6. So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?ġ5. We can all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, ‘Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?’ġ4. I see people about my age mountain climbing I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.ġ3. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends?ġ2. During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. So I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.ġ1. My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.ĩ. Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Ĩ. Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.ħ.
#Stick em up see you in the funnies how to#
I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Ħ. It’s weird being the same age as old people.ĥ. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.Ĥ. I am not going to let you hurt me like this again! Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes were swollen, nose red).I can’t see you anymore.
The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.” I whispered back, “Bring beer.”Ģ.